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There was this farmer and he had this dog that loved to run around. One day the dog started to run across some railroad tracks but his tail got cought in track. The dog tried to get his tail loose but it wouldn’t come out. Suddenly a train started comming. The dog fought harder to get his tail loose but it still wouldnt come out. The closer the train got the harder the dog would fight to get tail free. Finally the train hit the dog...

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the dam

2 fish were swmming in a dam and one fish sais dam because he swam into a dam wall By Nathan barclay

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bar

a guy walks into a bar and then he sais ahhhh that hert By nathan barcay

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what CHEVY really stands for

C=Cracked H=Heads E=Every V=Valve R=Rattles O=Oil L=Leaks R=Every T=Time

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what TOYOTA really stands for?

T=Towed O=Often Y=Yet O=Often T=Traded A=Again

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Pig!

A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the woman leaned out the window and yelled, “Pig!” The man immediately leaned out his window and replied, “Moron!” They continue on their way and as the man rounded the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

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Water…Just water

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he’s stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, “Sir, have you been drinking?” And the minister says, “Just water.” The sheriff says, “Then why do I smell wine?” And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, “G

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