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what CHEVY really stands for

C=Cracked H=Heads E=Every V=Valve R=Rattles O=Oil L=Leaks R=Every T=Time

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35 Fun Things To Do While Driving

1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged. 2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang. 3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling. 4. Two words: Chicken suit. 5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better. 6. Pay the toll for the car behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries to explain to next driver. 7. Laugh. Laugh a...

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Family Car

A young man comes home and says “Dad, just got my driver’s license and would like to use the family car.” Father replies, :”O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we’ll see.” Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. “Dad,...

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bar

a guy walks into a bar and then he sais ahhhh that hert By nathan barcay

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Driving Test

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t get my license plate number! Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying: “Guns don’t kill people. I do! Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? A: Always wear a condom. Q: When driving through fog,...

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Notes

A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. “I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment, and if I don’t park here I’ll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses.” When he came back he found a parking ticket and this note: “I’ve circled the block for 20 years, and if I don’t give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptat

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